Top ten reasons I hate Ty [i]
- He thinks he's so cool.
- Stupid noise music.
- His stupid face.
- No appendix.
- His Zen garden doesn't grow anything. Why does he even have a garden? Probably trying to grow things to compensate for his missing anatomy (see 5).
- Talks to much.
- He thinks he's better than you.
- He wants to eat your children.
posted by Chris at 10:32 PM
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11. He is extremely photogenic, probably too much so.
12. Nigh incomparable is his ability to simultaneously entertain and annoy.
13. He's Sicilian. And funny.
14. His truck is too low.
15. His ninja skills dictate that the probability of his concealment somewhere in your near vicinity is high.
Yesss... how did I miss those?
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