Paid for by the USMC [h]

MNF, Bengals-Colts. Army commercial.

[The dude and his family are talking about how they were uneasy about his enlisting]
Mother: But he's gained lots of confidence.
Father: And now he can outrun me.
[Smiles and laughter]

Paraphrased, same context. I think the armed forces just ceded their case to John Kerry. Well, not really, politicians just know that you don't know what a converse fallacy is.