I remember being fairly unimpressed with Halo 4 when it was released a decade ago.
Things that unimpressed me on this run
|
Six games into the series, you can't expect the player to get that spartans are super soliders unless you show one doing a John Woo-style flip-kick. |
|
All the other Halos ended with a badass Warthog escape. This one begins and ends with a walking simulator followed by "quickly, press f to pay respects or we will send you back to your last checkpoint and you will have to rewatch this dramatic moment!" |
|
I love a good Star Fox/trench run redux. Or maybe I don't because this one was pretty uninteresting. |
|
Chief has to save Earth - nay, the galaxy - from an ancient power. And there's a halo ring. It's all very novel. |
Huh?
So
the main plot is about awakening an ancient evil that's very much like a Bond villain. There's a more emotional arc about Cortana reaching EOL and turning into
Sydney. Finally, the game begins and ends with discussions about
the spartan program ripping the humanity from its subjects. I *think* Chief's friendship with his AI waifu is supposed to indicate that there's still humanity there, but the lack of supporting dialogue means it's either very subtle writing or very poor writing - Chief visibly shrugging off Lasky's expressions of sympathy is certainly better than a scene where he's sobbing in the fetal position or shouting "Cortanaaaaa" at the top of his lungs. To muddy the waters more, the Librarian tells Chief he's the future of humanity, as if being 30% more badass is somehow a giant leap for civilization.
Isn't there a better story to tell?
Indiana Jones, probably |
The beauty of archaeology is that there are an infinite number of ancient evils to awaken.
|
But, like,
why not just let the halo rings and the ring factory be the end of the xenoarchaeology thing? There are a ton of Halo universe books that probably have better stories. Here are some more fanscript inspirations:
- The remains of Forward Unto Dawn crashes on a rando halo ring and they need to find a way off. Master Chief says to Cortana, "Ahh shit, here we go again". The ring's local fauna has evolved into intelligent, exoskeletoned predators with acid blood and, like, a mouth inside their mouth.
- Chief returns to Earth and travels to a small town to visit his old friend Arbiter. A run-in with local law enforcement ends poorly and Chief gets arrested. Chief escapes and uses his combat skills to evade the sheriff's manhunt. The sheriff is a brute.
- Just do something like ODST or Reach but with the Chief.
The rest is good
The rest is a better-looking
copypaste of Halo 3 with a few new weapons/vehicles. Because Microsoft spent good money on the franchise and wasn't about to let their XBox loss leader do something different. But the Halo series is fun to play and that includes Halo 4.
◄
|
2023.03.14
Sea/dogs
A scuba dive, some tea parties, and organizing the video game sock drawer.
|
|
|
|
2023.03.16
Blyatdependence day
Russia experiments with saving munitions.
|
►
|
Related / internal
Some posts from this site with similar content.
|
2023.03.05
Halo 3
A Halo 3 playthrough.
|
|
2023.03.07
ODST
Part three of the co-opable Master Chief Collection - Halo: ODST.
|
|
2023.02.18
Reach
A playthrough of Halo Reach from the Master Chief Collection
|
Related / external
Risky click advisory: these links are produced algorithmically from a crawl of the
subsurface web (and some select mainstream web). I haven't personally looked at them or checked them for quality, decency, or sanity. None of these links are promoted, sponsored, or affiliated with this site. For more information, see
this post.
|
thewertzone.blogspot.com
The Wertzone: BioShock Infinite
1912. Booker DeWitt, a war veteran and former Pinkerton agent, is recruited by a shadowy figure to undertake a dangerous mission: he must ...
|
|
modernappendixn.blogspot.com
Appendix N: Monkey Man for TRPGs
A blog about role playing inspiration from movies, books, and television. Based on original Appendix N.
|
Created 2024.12 from an index of 567,375 pages.